| I. Thou shall not slow play Aces in a multi-way pot.
II. Thou shall not slow roll with the nuts. III. Thou shall not play thy suited trash. IV. Thou shall not isolate tight-aggressive opponents without premium hands unless thou wantst thine ass handed to them. V. Thou shall know and respect thine odds. |
VI. Thou shall not berate the fish for they are holy unto you.
VII. Thou shall not type “sorry” into thy chat box when thou sucks out while pumping thy fists at home. VIII. Thou shall not draw thin. IX. Remember the bubble and keep it holy. X. Thou may lie and steal on the felt but if thou cheats, thy kneecaps shall be struck down. |
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