•1. You’ve referred to someone by their screen name in a conversation even though you knew their real name.
•2. You have more money in your poker accounts than in your bank accounts.
•3. Your computer monitor is bigger than your TV screen.
•4. You’ve made at least one major purchase with Full Tilt Points.
•5. You read that last sentence and thought, “I’d never use my Full Tilt Points because it comes out of my rakeback.”
•6. You’ve ever tried to explain why poker isn’t gambling to a non-player.
•7. You take your laptop into the bathroom with you.
•8. You would consider playing poker while having sex a threesome.
•9. The only congressman you can name is Barney Frank.
•10. The phrase, “That donk stuck it in over my 3-bet with a suited Dolly Parton from out of position and cracked my bullets when his runner-runner came on the river. FML!” makes perfect sense to you.
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